4 Unconventional Ways to Celebrate V-Day, Solo
It’s February. Your city has transformed into a giant lace doily. Subpar chocolates are veiled in red tinfoil and instantly marked up to a 90% margin. Restaurants create prix fixe menus with courses named like a drugstore romance novel. “Cupid’s Cutlet” and “Seduction soufflé” tempt the hopeless romantics into overbooked venues. Smelling a chance for sex, people start pairing up like socks out of the dryer. The 14th arrives with