Heidi Isern
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writer. thinker. whiskey drinker.
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The Only Resolution You Should Make

The Only Resolution You Should Make

Dec 30, 2015 | Life Hacks

I don’t do New Year’s Resolutions. I do ‘December Absolutions,’ activities to reduce accumulated guilt by Dec 31 (and not a day after). A completed Absolution cleanses me from the past year while also validating my intensive champagne consumption as I step into the...

NonResolutions: NonImprovement Plans for the New Year

Jan 5, 2014 | Life Hacks

When the calendar reset button approaches, our mind madly scurries to find ways to quiet our deep longing for vice. “We will be better next year!” we exclaim and hastily create New Year’s resolutions to transform ourselves into a better, slimmer, calmer, happier,...